emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..
most important thing i’ve read today
the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them
The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-
- Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
- Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
- Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
- Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
- Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
- People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
- Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
dont talk or think about this please
the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer
have you ever met a healer
healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp and there is nothing and nobody we hate more than someone that makes us do our goddamn jobs and actually heal
we are angry little balls of spite who will stop healing you if you’re being stupid or pissing us off because we hold the key to life and death in our hands and more importantly fuck you
what im saying is if you’re going to try and eroticize the healer/tank dynamic, the healer is not the submissive party here
I embody everything in this post
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it actually astounds me that even despite the famous “kookaburra sits in an old gum tree” nursery rhyme, and how famous kookaburras are, so few people know what they sound like. pls educate yourselves bc this is important
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
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whY IS THIS SO FUNNY
A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.
Thank you. I needed to see this today
Never have I seen a more inaccurate name for Australia than ‘Greenland’